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Its nice to meet me

“If there’s anything around more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!”

Said by one of Douglas Adams’ characters a few years before my birth, it sums me up entirely and gives you an idea of what to expect. I love being the centre of attention. I thrive on compliments (please note that monosyllables like “nice” and “good” can only be used when talking about weather/ films/ meals. In relation with women, they are not appropriate). Being adored is great but being worshipped is even better. In short, when you treat your lady the way she deserves, she’s more willing to treat you to something nice.

I take delight in dressing up and making myself pretty (not that it takes a lot of effort). I love lingerie and the way men look at it. But I’m not keen on showing too much too soon. 15 minutes of begging is, as we all know, not considered a foreplay, but it definitely paves the way.

My statistics can be found below should you need them, that is. I don’t believe that digits can describe a person (they can be put to good use when exploring the said person‘s body). You will not be meeting a 5’2’’ 34C brunette in her late twenties, you’ll be meeting me. And my complex personality (Freud’s probably having a laugh right now) cannot be expressed in numbers. Words are not enough either. You have to experience it. Organisations that help you rehabilitate afterwards are listed on the last page (just joking - Freud’s dead).

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